Vayeira

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Vayeira Snapshot

Rescue me from a dwelling place,

Where there is no fear of God,

Or from a House of Representatives,

Held captive by The Squad.

Lech Lecha

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Lech Lecha Snapshot

Three heifers, three goats,

Three rams, and two doves,

Birds of prey and a torch,

Descend from above.

Noach

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Noach Snapshot

Ascending to heaven, a re’ach ni’choach,

To the sharei shamayim arose,

The korbanos offered on Noach’s mizbeach,

Were sweet to the Aibishter’s nose.

Bereishis

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Bereishis Snapshot

Adam doesn’t feel so snug,

Once the Master pulls the plug,

But in Noach’s time, so rife with sin,

The Master puts the plug back in.

Shemini Atzeres/SimchasTorah/V'zos HaBracha

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Shemini Atzeres/Simchas Torah/VZHB Snapshot

V’zos HaBracha, unrecognized,

Just like Shimon, in Moshe’s eyes,

Not forgotten, not despised,

An essential for the whole - disguised.

Sukkos

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Sukkos Snapshot

The ceiling fixture lost a screw,

We fixed it with a cable,

We’ll get it working well before,

We sit down at the table.

Yom Kippur

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Yom Kippur Snapshot

As if You didn’t know it all already,

Viduy, chest pounding,

Al cheit…Al cheit…Al cheit,

In my ears, not Yours, resounding.